You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Death snagged you so young!
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!